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Productivity & Career

‘Casual Friday’ Policy Leads to Existential Crisis About What ‘Business Casual’ Means

A well-meaning ‘Casual Friday’ policy at SynergroCorp™ descended into office-wide confusion as employees grappled with the cryptic code of “business casual.” From sweatpants to three-piece suits, chaos reigned. HR scrambled to clarify expectations, only to fuel further existential dread. Sometimes, morale boosters just trigger identity crises. Maybe formalwear was the real freedom all along.

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Productivity & Career

‘Casual Friday’ Policy Leads to Existential Crisis About What ‘Business Casual’ Means

by Emily Watson

Tue Jun 10 2025

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